nothing more satisfying than telling people that don’t know much about naruto that he and sasuke kissed in canon
other insane things that happened that people who don’t watch naruto probably think we made up:
sasuke’s “were you really able to read inside this heart of mine?” (x)
naruto’s “i’ll bear the burden of your hatred and die with you” (x)
naruto waking up, seeing that he’s lying next to sasuke in the floor and asking if they’re in heaven
naruto seeing a shooting star in the sky, immediately closing his eyes and going “sasuke…” (x) (x)
the ending where only sasuke and naruto show up and they’re walking towards each other while the lyrics say “please kiss me, please kiss me. all night” (x)
sakura telling naruto: “sasuke, sasuke, sasuke! that’s all you think about” (x)
sasuke’s “farewell my one and only (long pause) friend”
when sasuke almost dies in the first arc there’s a montage of all the moments between him and naruto INCLUDING the kiss (x)
naruto feeling “giddy” over the thought of talking to sasuke when they were kids (x)
sasuke’s “i am in naruto’s world. i am blessed to exist.” (x) (this is on one of the novels not in the manga or the anime but i’m including it i don’t care)
there is so much more that i’m probably missing or don’t remember right now but yeah this isn’t just a “two friends who interact with each other sometimes” or whatever type of ship. naruto and sasuke’s relationship is the basis of the story. even more so when it comes to the second part, shippuden. which is literally about naruto trying to save and get sasuke back.
2. Dean seems to be perfectly fine after losing his best friend who just sacrificed himself for him and pie magically fixes everything. He’s a completely different person than he was last episode.
3. Not to mention Dean and Sam make no effort whatsoever to rescue Cas from the empty. They leave the guy they call their brother in a shit hole to rot.
4. Sam doesn’t have a moment to reconnect with Eileen and they don’t show us anything concrete, so we can’t be sure if they actually end up together.
5. They’re hunting probably the lamest monsters on the show to date and protecting some random kids who are unimportant to the plot.
6. Some vampire girl from an earlier season who nobody even remembers shows up and gets a moment.
7. Dean, who has just defeated god, dies by accidentally impaling himself in the back with a rusty nail.
8. Sam and Dean make no effort to summon Jack or do anything else that could save Dean’s life.
9. Dean and Sam share a moment where they look like they’re going to kiss that I know the bibros/wincest people will never shut up about.
10. Dean gives up so easily as if he’s been hoping to die despite being “finally free” for the first time in his life.
11. Apparently Cas had been rescued from the empty but he never comes to save Dean even though he loves him canonically and can always seem to sense when Dean is in danger.
12. Sam and Dean didn’t get to grow old together.
13. Dean didn’t get to meet Sam’s son or have a kid of his own (we know he would have been a great dad because of how he was with Ben).
14. Sam’s son is named Dean and he has his name printed on his overalls?
15. Sam’s aging looks so unrealistic and the wig is so tacky it just makes me laugh and I can’t feel emotional about it whatsoever.
16. Sam is clearly not okay without Dean and he never stops mourning his brother’s death.
17. Dean didn’t get his apple pie life, or any other life for that matter. All he ever knew was hunting, and he died on the job just like he always feared.
18. Jack and Cas created the new and improved heaven and were probably hanging around there somewhere when Dean arrived but they never reunite.
19. They show the scene with Dean driving the impala as if it’s symbolic of Dean’s happiness when we all know it’s a total downgrade from the episode before when he had Sam in the passenger seat.
20. Dean drives around in the car for ages and we think he’s going to find Cas but no, he’s just driving to some random bridge in the middle of nowhere.
21. Eileen isn’t there even when Sam dies.
22. They keep bringing all the attention back to the relationship between Sam and Dean, completely disregarding almost all other relationships they’ve formed along the way.
23. Cas isn’t in any part of the episode and the writers blame it on Covid-19 but then they show a bunch of people crowding together on the bridge with no masks so they’re clearly not taking Covid precautions. They just didn’t want to unpack the confession because they didn’t want to make it gay but they were okay with queerbaiting all this time.
This is the absolute worst ending I could have envisioned. I can’t point to a single thing I liked about the episode and it’s the last one ever. Fuck.
